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OooooooKAY!!! Finally i have the Mood to do my Blog!
An outlet for artistic license to be portrayed! MUahhaha!
First of all, let me ask you all a very simple rhetorical question.
Have you ever in your life felt... happy,sad,angry,depressed((Note: depression is not equals to sadness which i will elaborate in my later paragraphs)...and yes... i noe i need a thesaurus to replace those worlds). Well, i have...and its a feeling worse than death itself!
Happy : Over the top ! The world is Fabulous!
Sad : Watermelon smashed in
Angry : EVERYONE will die under My hands!!!!! Glorious Revenge!!!! DEATH to ALL MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (*Inserts happy tree friends)
Depressed : Dotted Line over the wrists that ends with words " Slit here".
How in the world can you feel as if you are on Mount everest, a mutilated watermelon, a sadist and sucidal ?
TO sum things up,
1.The class BBq we had in east coast park was fab! Thanks Guys!!! We shld go out more!!
2. Depression kicks in... anger came along...ya Da ya Da ya da....Sadness was the end result...
3. Cleared some things up... felt really better...decided to continue with da blog! Muahahaha!
A tribute to Saritha--> Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Ans : It was stuck on the chicken's leg!!
muahahahaha! ( For those who felt that this was lame, go shoot yourself in the head... or probably slip on a used condom and die, or fall into a volcano...your choice)
Now... on to the serious stuff... of utmost impertinence...
I'm really sorry for your loss, elson...we all share your sorrow... but then pick urself up kay? Follow thomas edison... Out of 1000 experiments, he believed that he found 999 ways how not to make a lightbulb... and now wallah! you found 1 way how not to win a singing competition! Yes.. i noe its lame -.-
Now to bring today's title into relevance, 10 reasons...why you shldn't get that
Hot Chick's number when you sweep orchard.
Ranked in order of increasing importance
10. She wasn't that hot to begin with
9. There is a masculine arm draped across her butt.. i mean breas...i mean chest...did i really say chest? i meant to say shoulders...
8. Her skirt is so Low you thought it was her undergarments.
7. She isn't wearing any erhem...lingerie...( you saw 'it' through her shirt)
6. A tuba was personified by 'her' voice. And oranges fell out of 'her' chest.
5. Her screeches broke the glass cup you wanted to toast her with.
4. Her Pride and glory... i'm referring to her hair... is able sweep the floor with her upright.
3. Her make up kinda resembled that of Ru Hua! Eeeek!!!
2. You ask abt the weather and she says, " Eh... Weather wad??? Simi?! Whether i got handphone ah? *Snorts* (Takes in a huge breathe with a cigarette between her fingers)
Finally the Best reason why you shldn't get her number?
1. You already got it.... =P
muahhahahha
Thats all for tonight folks...
iblogged.... 8:30 PM
